Fake Taxi – Paris

Dear me, today’s passenger Princess Paris was so fucking hot she made me fumble my directions, I got so lost in a dirty fantasy about nailing her! While I drove her to the main entrance of the park, we started bantering about what a tough job I have, and she managed to snipe me with a couple good zingers. Since I didn’t want to let her get away with insulting me, I offered to let her switch places and drive me to the park instead. When Paris took off, she drove off on a tear, and scratched up the paint-job on the sides…
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